dirty confessional.

“i urinated on a dead bird”

“I farted”

“I like to poo my pants for fun”

“I like my mates girlfriend and i am very lonely at the min i am tryin to split them up coz were really into each other is it bad ? ”

“I ate some curry. Feel really bad”

“One night, whilst I was drunk, my brother's wife seduced me and we had sex. She was a dirty little minx who was particularly into anal and ATM. We ended up having an affair. I also got several mates involved in threesomes and orgies with her. ”

“Last night, I went for a disco party without informing my wife, had lots of fun. Now I'm feeling sorry.”

“I had sex with a prostitute last Saturday. Feel a little guilty. ”

“I really love this girl and want to be with her... But one night I got drunk with her sister, and slept with her.”

“I'm 15 and I'm dating a man 27 years older than me. We've been going out for 3 years. And it's not for sex, we haven't even had sex! We're in love. ”

“I sent nude pictures of my ex-boyfriend to all his facebook contacts, which included his mom and sister and everyone he has known since grade school. I also posted them on several websites and as a bulletin forward on myspace where hundreds of thousands saw them. Anyone can find it by googling his name adding to the humiliation. ”

“Until I was 15, I used to sneak into my sisters' bedroom late at night when ever my cousin was sleeping over, which was pretty frequent and I would wake her by lifting her night dress up and fingering her and playing with her titties, we were both 13 when we started that ritual. I would try and coax her onto the floor and we would kiss. She would take me in her mouth for a bit until i couldn't be quiet any more and then I would go back to my bedroom and finish.”