dirty confessional.

“I hatz goldfish and when me mum got me 1 i stamped on it and preneted i had gave it to my friend for 50p - she got me anther 1 an I did the same! lol ”

“I sleep with a different women most weeks. But I do not tell them I an HIV positive. I feel really guilty, but need the sex.”

“When I was 13, I had a crush on one of my teachers and when he rejected me I shat all over his lawn every night for a month.”

“I am really into shit eating and fucking covered in it. My partner and I go to the park and collect dog shit to rub on ourselves and shove up her. We have a little girl and have stated covering her in it aswell, and also have enjoyed her giving me head whilst being covered in shit too. Is this so bad as she is my daughter??”

“I fucked my cousin in my mums bed lol”

“when i was 14 i hated my mumms boyfriend and thought it would be cleaver to hide laxative pills in his cheese-crackers. Unfortunatly my mum ate them instead and gave one to her minature designer dog. result? my mum was in hospital with extreme food poisoning and dehydration and the dog ended up in the vets on a drip for a weel.... oops”

“i ate a figgin lollipop! ;O”

“my name is James Monks and people laugh at me because i look like ronald mcdonald. so to get them to stop i beat up one of them. is this bad?”

“I cheated on my husband numerous times with men and women but I don't count fucking women as cheating. I also started fucking a man 20 years older than me with mental problems coz I like how jealous he gets when I talk to other men. I keep threatening to break up with him coz I like it when he threatens to kill himself if I dont stay. To make it worse i'm also fucking his best mate behind his back.”

“I used to chew rubber bands”

“once i behaved rude with my sister in law.”

“i hate my boss. i try to sabotage things he does so he will get in trouble.”