“I have sex with my girlfriend everynight when she is asleep!!!.......i have a tiny penis so she dosnt even know im doing it!!!.............is it rape if she dosnt wake up?”

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“i kiss teh badge on my spain shirt evertime i wear it and want spain to win the world cup but im english”

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“im english and every time i where my spain shirt i kiss the badge on it and in africa i want spain to win”

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“I have a pee fetish.”

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“i confess that i don like eating but im 100kg ;/”

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“i did a shit on my brothers pillow”

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“I live on a farm and have sex with the animals - pig is best! nice and tight!”

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“My gran died last week and I haven't told anyone - she is still lying in her bed in the house and I'm having sex with her corpse. I feel pretty bad.”

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“i went on a business trip to India with my boss Karina who is a real bitch, we all hate her back in the office in the UK, i dont know how it happened but we ended up having sex in the hotel room....more than once and it was good.”

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“i love crossdressing as a schoolgirl”

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“im addicted to playing cod on the xbox...i have no time for my girlfriend of 2 years should i finish it”

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“I have a younger brother, when I was 10 and he was 5, I used to pee all over his bed when he was sleeping - I did this for years and he was convinced he pee'd the bed - he still gets counselling for it and pays $8000 a year for therapy sessions! He's never had a girlfriend because he's scared that he'll pee in bed over here! LOL”

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