I called a black dude a

NIGGER.. cuz he was.. he was totally trying to nigger his way out of paying his half of the taxi ride.. so I called him a dirty nigger like he was

I killed a wrong sex deer

my hunting tag was for a buck and I killed a doe.. I didn’t claim her.. i just drove off.. stupid doe trying to fool me into thinking she was a buck because she was standing next to some branches

Chat up a girl at work

I have been messaging a girl at my work for about a week. We are both in happy relationships but it is very naughty and dirty chatting with each other it has been a awesome turn on. I want to text her that I want to come up behind her in the copier room put my fingers in her hot wet pussy, bend her over and put my cock in her pussy. I would fuck her right there, my cock would be so hard. I would also finger her arse an then put my hard cock in her arse, she would bend over further and start moaning in extacy. I would fuck her arse and cum right in there.

I stole hood ordainments from beamers

it was the in thing to do at the time.. I wrecked many of cars to wear those things around my neck

I got a chick pregnant and left her

I don’t know where she is or my stupid kid.. Fuck them both.. Just cuz I cum inside you doesn’t mean I have to take care of that kid

I raped a donkey

Well it was a rainy night and I was horny.. what can I say.. that ass was fine as hell

I once kicked an old lady down the stairs

She was asking for it, She was going down the stairs slow

i lied about my pregnancy

i lied to my parent that i was not pregnant but i was.and i had to abort the baby.I feel really bad about it i just hope that it would not happen again

a friend gave me a novel

a friend of mine gave me a novel to read and i told him i wil read it.But am not really not into reading novel so i just kept the novel and later returned it back to him and told him i have read it.i dont feel bad about it because not every body would be a book freak

i messed up the food

well we were to have a birthday party for one of my brothers and after my mum finished preparing the dish for the party.I wanted to cook some food.After i cooked my food i forgot to turn of the cooker and i just left my brothers birthday dish on the cooker and it burnt.I denied vehemently that i am not the one who did it now am confessing out to everybody